cheesymermaid:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

I tried to sext the cleverbot and it said that we weren’t married and it just wanted to hold hands. What is wrong with me.

So I’m a nerd. I hope this link works. 

Cleverbot really wasn’t into it. 

Cybersex

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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BATS FOREVER

A female cat is called a queen. 

A spayed female is sometimes referred to as a molly.

A neutered male is called a gib. 

And catling has the same meaning as kitten, but has now become archaic. 

CATLING. 

I think we need to bring that one back. 

Album Art

lowrisk:

Dethklok - Detharmonic

I’d rather you be dead,
than ponder parting with my second home.
I’d rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant.

Played 447 times.

cash4oneness:

jalopydactyl:

memewhore:

Another classy move from the pro-Israel side

I think I am going to throw up.

Israel is the side of “civilized man”??

Anyone who calls anyone else a savage based on their ethnicity is not civilized, they are RACIST.

It just keeps getting worse.

So, I guess it’s fair to point out that this is an American Freedom Defense Initiative ad, the anti-muslim group who were a player in stirring up that bullshit, “ground zero mosque” story. But fuck if this isn’t disgusting as shit.

Yes, they are pretty awful. The fact that they have put their awful racist shit as an ad on a public bus is just a whole new level of fucked. 

endegame:

Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. Just do you.

Lay around in clothes you wore three days ago, forget to shower, have obsessive thoughts about how terrible you are and all the ways that you have failed everyone you care about, forget to sleep, eat a bunch of shit, listen to music that makes you sob for 5 hours straight and hate your life. Just do you.

(Source: kuttymolle)

beheadtheprophet:

undefined-thought:

Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.

holy fuck that is so many people 

I want to go tubing again this summer.

But, you know with the normal bunch of people around.

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 
WATCH VIDEO

I feel like Tetsuo made have had something similar but with some crazy brain shit thrown in there.

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

WATCH VIDEO

I feel like Tetsuo made have had something similar but with some crazy brain shit thrown in there.

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

cash4oneness:

sandsofsaadi:

thepeoplesrecord:

Here is a short list of a few of the hundreds of examples of the media intentionally manipulating the public to support Israel’s recent offensive against PalestiniansJuly 24, 2014

CNN journalist re-assigned from the region after tweeting that Israelis celebrating the death of civilians were scum. 
NBC journalist re-assigned after reporting too honestly on the situation on-the-ground.
FOX News putting images of Gaza reduced to rubble with captions indicating (falsely) that it is damage done to Israel inflicted by Palestinian rockets. (image attached)
The New York Times changing the headline about four children playing on the beach being killed by Israel to something that is intentionally vague/ambiguous. 
Diane Sawyer misidentifying photos of Palestinians in the conflict, claiming they are Israelis. 
MSNBC contributor Rula Jebreal calling out the network bias toward Israel and then having her TV appearances canceled as repercussion.
Unfair coverage from the BBC which was protested widely in England. 


Please reblog or message with additions as you see/think of them and I will edit with the additions. I am sure we can create quite a large list of examples.


This is important. Hold media accountable. Publicly call out news outlets that are fucking up. Spread the truth beyond your circle of tumblr fans. Raise awareness and mobilize.

#newsfail cash4oneness:

sandsofsaadi:

thepeoplesrecord:

Here is a short list of a few of the hundreds of examples of the media intentionally manipulating the public to support Israel’s recent offensive against PalestiniansJuly 24, 2014

CNN journalist re-assigned from the region after tweeting that Israelis celebrating the death of civilians were scum. 
NBC journalist re-assigned after reporting too honestly on the situation on-the-ground.
FOX News putting images of Gaza reduced to rubble with captions indicating (falsely) that it is damage done to Israel inflicted by Palestinian rockets. (image attached)
The New York Times changing the headline about four children playing on the beach being killed by Israel to something that is intentionally vague/ambiguous. 
Diane Sawyer misidentifying photos of Palestinians in the conflict, claiming they are Israelis. 
MSNBC contributor Rula Jebreal calling out the network bias toward Israel and then having her TV appearances canceled as repercussion.
Unfair coverage from the BBC which was protested widely in England. 


Please reblog or message with additions as you see/think of them and I will edit with the additions. I am sure we can create quite a large list of examples.


This is important. Hold media accountable. Publicly call out news outlets that are fucking up. Spread the truth beyond your circle of tumblr fans. Raise awareness and mobilize.

#newsfail cash4oneness:

sandsofsaadi:

thepeoplesrecord:

Here is a short list of a few of the hundreds of examples of the media intentionally manipulating the public to support Israel’s recent offensive against PalestiniansJuly 24, 2014

CNN journalist re-assigned from the region after tweeting that Israelis celebrating the death of civilians were scum. 
NBC journalist re-assigned after reporting too honestly on the situation on-the-ground.
FOX News putting images of Gaza reduced to rubble with captions indicating (falsely) that it is damage done to Israel inflicted by Palestinian rockets. (image attached)
The New York Times changing the headline about four children playing on the beach being killed by Israel to something that is intentionally vague/ambiguous. 
Diane Sawyer misidentifying photos of Palestinians in the conflict, claiming they are Israelis. 
MSNBC contributor Rula Jebreal calling out the network bias toward Israel and then having her TV appearances canceled as repercussion.
Unfair coverage from the BBC which was protested widely in England. 


Please reblog or message with additions as you see/think of them and I will edit with the additions. I am sure we can create quite a large list of examples.


This is important. Hold media accountable. Publicly call out news outlets that are fucking up. Spread the truth beyond your circle of tumblr fans. Raise awareness and mobilize.

#newsfail cash4oneness:

sandsofsaadi:

thepeoplesrecord:

Here is a short list of a few of the hundreds of examples of the media intentionally manipulating the public to support Israel’s recent offensive against PalestiniansJuly 24, 2014

CNN journalist re-assigned from the region after tweeting that Israelis celebrating the death of civilians were scum. 
NBC journalist re-assigned after reporting too honestly on the situation on-the-ground.
FOX News putting images of Gaza reduced to rubble with captions indicating (falsely) that it is damage done to Israel inflicted by Palestinian rockets. (image attached)
The New York Times changing the headline about four children playing on the beach being killed by Israel to something that is intentionally vague/ambiguous. 
Diane Sawyer misidentifying photos of Palestinians in the conflict, claiming they are Israelis. 
MSNBC contributor Rula Jebreal calling out the network bias toward Israel and then having her TV appearances canceled as repercussion.
Unfair coverage from the BBC which was protested widely in England. 


Please reblog or message with additions as you see/think of them and I will edit with the additions. I am sure we can create quite a large list of examples.


This is important. Hold media accountable. Publicly call out news outlets that are fucking up. Spread the truth beyond your circle of tumblr fans. Raise awareness and mobilize.

#newsfail

cash4oneness:

sandsofsaadi:

thepeoplesrecord:

Here is a short list of a few of the hundreds of examples of the media intentionally manipulating the public to support Israel’s recent offensive against Palestinians
July 24, 2014

Please reblog or message with additions as you see/think of them and I will edit with the additions. I am sure we can create quite a large list of examples.

This is important. Hold media accountable. Publicly call out news outlets that are fucking up. Spread the truth beyond your circle of tumblr fans. Raise awareness and mobilize.

#newsfail

memewhore:

Another classy move from the pro-Israel side

I think I am going to throw up.

Israel is the side of “civilized man”??

Anyone who calls anyone else a savage based on their ethnicity is not civilized, they are RACIST.

It just keeps getting worse.

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FIBROIDS 

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ENDOMETRIOSIS

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU UTERUS

I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU FUCKING REMOVED 

Now I have to take hormones to protect you from further things you keep doing to yourself and all these fucking hormones are turning me into a crazy person who can’t sleep because I think too much all the time and wear myself out because I try to be a goddamn normal human being and it’s so much fucking effort and goddamn if I don’t get a fucking insane magnum opus out of this shit I am taking you out the first chance I fucking get 

FUCK HAVING FEMALE PARTS JUST FUCK IT FOREVER. 

It’s only been two weeks of this and it’s really starting to wear me down to the point of continuous mental and emotional exhaustion. Functioning so people don’t notice is starting to get tricky. 

All of these thoughts just won’t go away. 

My brain is such an asshole piece of shit.